12.21.09
Of Early Christmas Presents, Improved Upon
Yes, this baby started out as a typical fangirl’s wet dream.
And now, I present to you… The Greatest Shirt in All the Land.
Evi has both “improved upon” and hijacked my Christmas present. Yes — that’s a Twilight — no, no, sorry, New Moon — t-shirt with a picture of Edward Cullen on it. Now with added eye-patch, mustache and goatee!
I love my friends.
Evangeline said,
December 21, 2009 at 12:25 am
Hell yes I improved upon it! And no, you can’t have it back. Seriously though, wouldn’t Twilight have been better if Edward had looked like a dashing pirate instead of some sort of sparking, neanderthal fairy creature? Everything is better with an eyepatch…
Evangeline said,
December 21, 2009 at 12:57 am
Also, I prefer the term “comandeered.”
Relentless said,
December 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I prefer the term “snatched.”
Because, you know, it could sound dirty.